February 2012
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The awkward moment when you're being sarcastic and... →
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Happens all the time. I need a “sarcasm” sign.
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January 2012
24 posts
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“There will always be players who decide against Bayern München. And we can’t...”
– Mario Gomez on Marco Reus
and this is why I love him (via wennedenkstisehzuspaet)
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When your teacher gets a haircut. →
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“The team has matured since 2010. It is important to always question yourself, to...”
– Oliver Kahn.
(via rekordmeister)
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Reporter: If you were a reporter, what would you ask Mario Gomez after this match?
Mario Gomez: Nothing, I'd let him go home.
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me: GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
narrator: offside
me: NO, IT'S NOT
narrator:
me:
narrator:
me:
narrator:
me: shit
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Messi wins Ballon d'Or. MEANWHILE IN INDIA...
katzenjammerrrr:
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December 2011
38 posts
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
wvnderbar:
while satan was on his annual tour of the uggs factory, the executives allowed him to design his own boot for public consumption to thank him for making their shoes as popular as they are
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The awkward moment when you have something... →
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